30 year old joyriding case reopened by Kent Police!
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Kent Police have reopened a case into a series of incidents in 1987 involving a Yamaha RD400.
The owner claimed at the time that many miles had been added to the speedometer despite the vehicle not moving from his garage.
At the time a bike matching the description and registration was witnessed doing double the speed limit in the Aylesford and Ditton area along the A20 with a witness describing the rider as a grinning youth completely ragging the nuts off it! Despite extensive enquiries at the time the case went cold but due to a recent new lead via popular social networking site Facebook the case has been reopened.
A spokesperson for Kent Police described the new lead as very positive and that they were conversing with officers at Northumbria Constabulary as to the whereabouts of a new suspect. The suspect is believed to be residing in that area of the country and has been positively identified after a member of the public called the local police regarding his shandy drinking habits.
Northumbria Constabulary are currently looking for a middle aged man believed to be related to the former owner of the motorcycle.
Vehicle theft and joyriding both carry possible custodial sentences. We hope the suspect is apprehended before he commits another crime of ordering a Lager Shandy in the North East. Shocking behaviour! The image displayed is a library picture and the original motorcycle was white with red decals.
Please contact Kent Police or the Northumbria Constabulary if you have any further information regarding this crime. The reopened case continues.
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