Bushwhacker has been spotted in wicklow area looking to shift gingers
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A man in his 60's who goes by the name bushwhacker has been spotted in the Wicklow area.
A ginger named liam britchfield reported bushwhacker to the guards after he tried to shift him but luckily liam got help from a dolphin.
The dolphin quickly grabbed liam and then pushed bushwhacker away from them.
Bushwhacker hasn't been seen since that night, so he is still out there hiding in the bushes somewhere or maybe he's under your bed.
The boy is OK thanks to the dolphin. We got to talk to him and here is what he had to say:
"It's terrible that this has happened in such a great town with a nice community.
I'm sure there are many people who are upset with what happened that night but there is no need to worry as I will apprehend this sick individual and when I'm finished with him, he will forever be sorry for his crime. We will make sure he is locked up in the joy within the week."
Since the dolphins speech, bushwhacker has tried to shift another ginger who doesn't want to be named. Detective Walsh has since got a lead on the criminal and says he will use force to make sure this doesn't happen again.
It seems to be that these strange attacks have been growing across Ireland and there is a pattern on these attacks that seems to lead to a united Ireland.
So to all ginger people in Ireland, stay in your homes, tiocfidh ar lá!
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