Lyft driver caught seducing and raping midgets
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Saturday oct 29th the officials were called out to investigate 55 year old James Jones who resides on the far south side of Hammond Indiana he told officials a woman in a green chevy Cruz was seen riding back and forth past his house blowing the horn when he went outside the young lady pulled over and I asked was she ok she asked me did I want to do something strange for a piece of change and flashed a boob and a toungue ring before you know it I was being pent down against my will while she went to unzip my pants while screaming juju on the beat the altercation lasted for about 5 hrs non stop where she constantly rapped me and fundle my behind said mr Jones why would such a beautiful woman rape a poor old midget man I'm probably her father age mr Jones left the scene crying and saying there gonna cut off my SSI poor mr Jones we want the young lady to come forth and confess
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