Christopher Calandrino of Lomita realizes his brother was not real

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Christopher Calandrino of Lomita CA. Was told as a young child his brother was the lovable but, angry character Donald Duck. At a young age of 2 years old, young Christopher (then known as Donald himself) would visit Disneyland to see his "brother". The excitement was very apparent.

But, as the year moved on and he turned 3. He questioned the honesty in his family. There was s possibility that Donal Duck may not be his brother after all. We interviewed his sister Jacqueline Leon. She reluctantly agreed to answer some questions. "Christopher, really loved Donald Duck. At a young age he noticed their names were the same. Our parents were joking one day with him and said to him that Donald Duck was his brother. He really got excited since at that time he watch Ducktakes constantly. The joke only lasted a little over a year. But, he would get so excited when we would see Donald at Disneyland". We tried to reach his Mother Susie but, she declined to answer any questions about the subject.
This year Kristina Belcher creatively celebrated that running joke within the family with handmade Donald and Daisy costumes for Halloween. Honoring that year when Chris had a brother. The costumes were a hit and Chris she'd a tear at the end of the night when he had to remove his sailor hat and say goodbye to the fond memories of his once beloved feathery brother. - J.G Leon

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