Local Hitchens Man Arrested for Sexual Harrassment
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William Neil Greer of Hitchens was arrested late Saturday evening at the Willard VFW for Sexual Harrassment. Onlookers say that Neil who is a regular face at the VFW was sitting at the bar drinking Wild Turkey just like normal....when 3 women walked in the door and sat across the bar from Neil and his entourage. Mr. Greer and his friends were starting to get really loud and obnoxious. Neil bought the women shots and was yelling... (Do you gals like the GobbleJuice?)...also known as Wild Turkey. When out of nowhere Neil and his friends started talking loudly about the women across the bar. Neil was overheard by the women saying...(I'd Eat That Shit!! I'm gonna Crack That Bitches Toes!!!) The women started to get up to move from the bar when Neil yelled out...Hey!! What Tribe are you Squalls from? The girls fired back with....What the Hell are you even saying? When Neil said.....Well you look like you might be part Lickapole Tribe.....the women began to feel uncomfortable and then Neil said....You know what Tribe I'm from? The girls then ignored him. But he then yelled I'm 50 Crackatoe and 50 Lickataint!!!! That's when the girls called 911. Neil was then approached by 3 state cops and was asked to go outside. Neil was talking to the police and they handcuffed him while he was screaming I know my rights!!!! But that's where it gets crazy....as the cops searched him for weapons and drugs they removed his hat. The cop that removed his hat yelled to the other officers...What The Fuck?!! When the cops looked up at that shiny bald head they had enough of Mr. Greer. He said What's the problem officer? Well you are going to jail for Sexual Harrassment. Mr. Greer said where's the proof? The cop then said fuck the proof where's your fucking hair? Then the cops asked Mr Greer....Are you going to cut that hair? When Neil replied...Why? Then the officer pulled out his pistol and shot him in the head. The cops violent outburst was overlooked and not considered murder because Mr. GREER should have shaved that shit long ago......dumbass.
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