Hillary Clinton to hold campaign rally at GVSU
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In a response to a visit by Donald Trump, the top of the Democratic party will be making a visit to West Michigan to shore up support for her campaign among what she hopes to be an accepting student body. "We are counting on the youth of this country" say's Clinton, "to overlook the ethical and competency implications of this FBI investigation, the Clinton Foundation corruption, and the rigging of the primaries, we need them to put us over the top."
The event will be held at Cottage Inn Pizza in Allendale on Wednesday November 2nd.
With G.V.S.U. right across the road, many have wondered why they would choose such a small location. "We've tried to come up with a facility that we are able to fill beyond capacity" relayed Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook. "Since this location is a take out only, our friends in the media will be able to talk about a capacity crowd and show video of a line out the door to get in to the venue, this is perfect for us. We're looking for some video to use in our national campaign ads for the final week blitz" Robby added, "G.V.S.U. has offered us the full use of any building on their beautiful campus, but let's be honest, we're not the Bernie Sanders campaign, we've strategically moved our events into classrooms instead of the gymnasiums of the schools that we've visited so we can fill the seats. But once we moved the events into the classrooms, the lines, sometimes up to fifty people, can't be seen outside since there aren't exterior doors to the classrooms. This is about portraying momentum and energy, we want lines out the door."
Finding a parking space should not be an issue.
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