Ravenswood woman sends Elmo into candy land coma.
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It is not exactly clear what brought 25 year old Sabrina Piper to attack these children on this night of tricks and treat. Whiteness say the woman was out with her daughters and others collecting candy and having a good time. Then it was almost like something or someone came over her and she was not herself. Was almost like she was not her anymore. The young child that was with her started to get away from her. This send Sabrina Into her own little word nobody that stood in her way stood a chance when the princess of trick or treat got ahold of them. Wouldn't you know her next victim would be a 7year old little boy dressed as Elmo. The little boy who will not be identified is being kept in his room by his family. His mother says he is in a candyland coma. All he wants is sugary sweets and to sing silly songs. My baby claims he has been touched by an angel. But I think this woman is the devil. She destroyed my baby. I hope that where ever she is she is stopped before another family has to go through what I have.
Police would like to warn the city of ravenswood that this princess of trick or treat aka Sabrina Piper is even more dangerous tonight then any other night because it is that if All Hallows Eve. The only way that you will be able to save your children is to put them in a circle of salt. Do not let your children go out alone. It is not save stay in doors where she can not find you.
Ps. If she is seen do not approach I repeat do not approach her.
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