LILY FEGAN IS A MASSIVE SLAG
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If you know Lily Fegan (well who doesn't) you will know what she is like. Multiple people including her so called best friend Sophie Aspey agree that she is quote, "such a hoe". We got an opportunity to talk to her cousins Connie and Millie and they had this to say, "she thinks she's gods gift and she thinks she's fit as fuck, but in reality she's just a little basic hoe. We also spoke to Mason Palmer who said "Lily Fegan? More like Little Fegan amarite?" It would seem that no one likes Lily Fegan because she is so basic and just an all round hoe. We also learnt from an unknown source that she wore a chocker to work for halloween which is a worldwide known symbol of being a slut.
If you come into contact with her I would run far away as she is very shy and quiet, not to mention a basic bitch.
We hope you learnt something here today, have a good day.
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