Michigan Man finds out hes the father of 19 children after taking AncestryDNA test for sons 4th grade project.
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Dylan Yinger of Albion ,MI who works at a cardboard factory in the small mid-western town was excited about doing a project with his son he says "I was excited about doing it, I've had an idea but I always wondered where my roots were from". So after he filled out the forms and submitted his DNA they waited. About 7 weeks later he got an email and the results were in. As expected he was mostly Irish(70) with some German(12) and Norwegian(4) . His son completed the assignment and got an A and they thought that was the end of that. Well three weeks later he got another email. He says "I just thought it was another update to get me to subscribe to their service again". But when he opened it he was in for what he calls "the surprise of his life". The email was from a 15yr old named David who had done the testing too and found that he was not only related to Mr Yinger but had also found 18 other siblings (7boys and 11girls) ranging in age from 19yrs to 7yrs and was his son. Dylan said it was definitely a blessing but it is really hard on him financially. He has started a gofund me page to help cover child support and everything else that comes along with 19 or 20 kids and counting. He says if anyone wants a baby to just message him on facebook and he'll see what he can do.
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