Car crashed on Walmart building: Inspiration for flying cars?

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In Orange, CA witness and reports have claimed that a black SUV drove up a storage truck ramp, bounced off a tree and crash landed on top of a Walmart building. Police and the Walmart staff managed to pull the occupants out of the vehicle, and everyone survived the crash with little to no injury. The driver of the SUV posted selfies of himself and his SUV into Twitter and the photo exploded up to 158,000 retweets and 99,300 likes.

Although he became viral on the Internet, he and his accomplice were dealt with fine penalties of $10,000 for property intrusion and privacy invasion.

In the midst of the ordeal, the driver, who requested to be called @YILER_BLUE, seemed very nonchalant about it. His accomplice wasn't too happy though.

"The whole experience seemed so unreal," he told news reporter Kathleen on the local news. "Crash landing on top of a building is impossible, right?"

Since the viral, the professors at Harvard University and the NC Association of Physics have reached out the local news and @YILER_BLUE for comment. Sources have said there has been talk of a "flying car", and that scientists are paying more close attention to port drivers in vehicles that can produce hot vents of gas, which brings a possibility that cars may be able to float upwards.

"It's the new technological advance in America," says the leading professor of the team Prof. Hark Enderson, who specializes in atomically physics and a doctorate degree in Physics. "Floating cars will really benefit our environment and bring economical development for the world."

On the picture shown, two scientists are working on the portal heat ventilators to what is under the car. The one of the right is Prof. Enderson with his colleague.

The drafts and designs are underway and still in its early crucial development stages, but in about fifty years or so, floating cars may bring us to places and perhaps surpass the revolution of any other vehicle.

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