Teen drug lord setting new heights in Middlesbrough
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North east teen setting new levels of drug dealing in Middlesbrough, the teen is Lewis Raynor. He has set the bar to a new height to drug dealers around the area were he has believed to be selling class A,B and C drugs.
In a statement given by one of his associates says "Lewis has shook the drug game to a new level. I believe he will be the next drug lord to live, the next Pablo Escobar."
Authorities have said they are on the way to cracking down Lewis and his deals, it is said he has multiple sellers upto the number of 57 aren't the whole of the north east, his rise in the 'drug game' has given the notice to multiple known criminals or hard men aren't the area stretching to Brian Cockrill too Stephen Sayers.
its been claimed he has income of 5.76million a month on these drug selling acts.
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