GRUMPY BASTARD RUINS CONCERT FOR EVERYONE
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St. Petersburg FL- Concert goers were recently subjected to severe acts of curmudgeonly behavior as what people described as a "surly old twat" stood still for an astonishing 3 1/2 hour musical set being performed by European electronic act VNV Nation.
When asked why he wouldn't dance or relax he simply replied "I gone done broken my rhythm bone. 'Sides" he continued, "how am I supposed to relax when we all gonna die after that orange fella becomes president?" When asked if he might move to the back of the crowd to allow others room to dance he only grumbled "Fuck them. Life is unfair, ain't it?"
It's advised that if you find yourself in the presence of this douche le grande, that you simply trying to avoid eye contact. Although "Handies" are acceptable, according to Hugh Smith.
*editors note. It has been reported that this pile of apathetic sludge was actually seen dancing a little white-guy two step and smiling after this interview was conducted. When asked via telephone for a comment Hugh Smith simply responded "Your mother's a whore" and hung up.
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