Donohoe Admits Doubt Over Future UFC Career
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In an unsurprising turn of events, local student and self proclaimed athlete, Ciaran Donohoe, has admitted that a career in the UFC is "looking less than likely".
Donohoe (19) posted to Instagram yesterday evening (his fifth of the day) a picture of himself wrapped in a tri-colour flag looking sorrowful. The caption read:
"It is with deep regret that I must announce a break from the world of MMA. Despite my lifelong love of the sport which stretches all the way back to UFC 194, I must take time to rest both my body and soul. I can only say that it is a great shame that I have to take a step away at this early stage. My movement coach, Stephen Duke, says he has me in the shape of my life and Seanie Clarke has my shadow boxing skills peaked too. It really is a big regret but life moves on and hopefully my career as a digital influencer on social media will be the distraction I need to see me through BiggerAndBetter ThanksForTheCheese"
When asked for comment, Emmet Og Senior Football manager, Declan Rowley, said:
"Thanks be to Christ we don't have to listen to that shite any more. It started about a year ago when he showed up to training and started calling me 'Dana' for some reason. Now every time he scores a point in a match he roars to the sideline 'Dana, 60 G's baby!' Like what the fuck is that about?"
Donohoe has since informed our news team that while his future in the UFC looks less than likely, it is by no means ruled out. Asked about his teammate's, Larry Moran, recent introduction to the fight game in the U21 Championship, Donohoe simply stated "He'll do fookin nothin."
As of yet, Donohoe has not stated what will become of his website TheRamLife or whether he'll stop telling the bouncers in Coppers he's actually McGregor's cousin.
As always, more on this as we get it.
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