Young Man Forced To Provide Police Statment Agianst Friends As He Fears For His Life
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 36791 Shares
The 20 year old marquee security guard Nahmat Haidar-Wardak has provided police with a statement that identifies two of his associates, Edin Kozar and Amir El-Chami, as beinging the leaders of an underworld crime syndicate that deals with the importation and distribution of methamphetamine in the parramatta and hills district.
Mr Wardak had told police in an offical statement that the two friends had been organising a plan to extort local drug dealers and small business owners. The chief commissioner, Andrew Scipione, has realised a statement the press highlighting the firosity of the two individuals. "These two young men aged in the early twenties are highly underestimated. If you see them in public, the NSW police department urge you to call 000 or crime stoppers. They are hostile and ruthless criminals that are a danger to society. The NSW police department will continue to pursue these individuals to remove them from our city streets".
The reliability of Mr Wardak is unquestionable, due to Mr Wardak's close relation to the Kozar family.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
bigfoot sighting at jackson lake campground near oak hill ohio Several eye witness reported seeing a large hairy animal of some kind near the Jackson lake campground. Local authorities are asking people to be cautious if you are planning on fishing near this area. One of the witnesses where able to snap a picture with their cell phone before the creature ran away near the Tommy Been rd area.
-
2
new york city woman loses her temper, causes black hole to swallow her entire town Anna, 26, of New York City, DC was in the middle of an argument with a colleague when her temper got so out of control, it formed a small black hole, which demolished the vast majority of her neighborhood. "I just couldn't take it anymore, and unleashed my forces at the person who was irritating me. I had no idea the energy of my rage could cause such destruction," says Anna. Despite the ruination her anger has caused, Anna says she has no regrets. "I actually wish I knew I had this ability sooner!" Anna laughs. "There are a lot of people and things I could have eradicated from my life in this way."
-
3
whale spotted in illinois river A humpback whale was spotted near Morris IL in the Illinois River today. The sighting comes just days after 2 Great White Sharks were seen frolicking in the same area. While not impossible, it does seem unlikely. It is thought that the whale may have followed the sharks as they sometimes do in the wild. The whale would of had to travel over 1250 miles to get to this location. The Marine Biologist Association will be in town for a full investigation. Until we have answers, we are asking folks to keep their pontoons and fishing boats docked.
-
4
two great white sharks found swimming in mississippi river near saint louis, missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.