18.7 million pound lotto winner blows it all in one day !
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For Marc Ovens of Tillicoultry Scotland it was just a normal day when he bought his lottery ticket. Unknown to Mr Ovens he would become one of Scotlands biggest lottery winners overnight !
Unfortunately when Mr Ovens realized he had won nearly 19 million pounds he celebrated by buying ten Lambert and butler rather than his cheap brand and I 70cl of Smirnoff opposed to his usual tipple Glens. As Mr Ovens drank drink after drink and smoked his 10 cigarettes it finally Dawned on Me ovens that he was millionaire! Only Mr Ovens wouldnt be sensible with this massive amount of money... Within 24 hrs Mr Ovens would pay 8.7million on a rare picture of Bono from U2 naked which turned out to be fake. And Marc then payed 10 million on what he thought would be a 2 week cruise with David Hasselhoff with many other A list Celebrities in which Marc ( Mr Ovens ) was led to believe he would get a chance to touch The Hoff and sing with him. Unfortunately for Marc this turned out to be a another scam and Mr Ovens was then back to being skint again.
When we caught up with Marc to as him about how he is feeling he only had this to say " couldn't leave me a draw on that fag pal could yi ? "
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