Local teenage male attacks innocent bystander
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Middlesbrough teenager Samuel Kevin Pettitt maliciously attacked an innocent bystander. Naomi Spell man age 17 was waiting at a Middlesbrough bus stop on her route home from college when she oversaw Sam mugging a local homeless man named Gizmo. Seemingly unprovoked Sam turned on Naomi spitting numerous insults towards the helpless girl. He approached her spat on her and threatened her so she would not speak out against him. When she began to run from the scene he chased her down and begun attacking her. Helplessly Naomi struggled against this brutal attack and broke his ankle. Naomi escaped with only minor injuries and bruising however the young woman is in a state of psychological terror due the assault. Sam is still on the large and is known for having large debts of unpaid tick and owes a tenner to another local teenage girl Allanah. An eye witness statement described the attack as "horrific and vicious". Local police are still looking for this young man so if you see him with a pot on his leg please contact the police immediately.
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