Man Found Guilty of driving a an up and calling it better than a Sirocco, 3 series BMW and a Vauxhaull Astra put together

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Michael Hudson of Hemlington in Teesside had experienced a chain of unfortunate events recently over the course of Summer 2016, having several scrapes, a bump in to a Taxi driver, and also damaging a mans pride and Joy, an Audi A6 '16 plate, and has recently adopted his mother Jo's VW UP. The 1litre vehicle nicknamed the mean machine by Michael, openly came clean online and said how much he adores it. He has turned down several offers to take a BMW 3 series, and most recently a VW Sirocco.

Michael however was spotted at his home on St Austell Close in the early hours of a passer by (name undisclosed due to identity protection), performing a sexual Act with the rear of the vehicle.

The passer by's dog seemed to have scared Michael and he was heard shouting, "This UP beats a Sirocco, astra and 3 series beamer all put together you sl*g!, F**k off round your own end you coffin dodger".

The passer by was clearly distraught and immediately called Cleveland police to the scene, however Michael sat in the vehicle until forces arrived, and was arrested with no resistance.

Michael has been released on a 12 month suspended sentence for his act of stupidity and received 240 hours community service.

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