Trump makes bold move over guns and the second amendment...

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With just a week to go, Donald Trump has switched position on his key issue of gun control and the second amendment. Mr. Trump said in an interview, that America has a big problem with guns. And how they find their way into the hands of "extremist Islamic terrorists". Trump introduced to his platform, as part of his "extreme vetting" to ban all guns temporarily until the matter can be resolved.

When asked, Trump said "We have a tremendous problem with Islamic terrorists and their ability to legally get weapons due to crooked Hillary and the Obama administration. As part of our extreme vetting, we are implementing a temporary ban on all guns in the United States until we can figure out what is going on." When asked why he changed his stance on the issue after sticking by his early statements to protect the second amendment, Trump said "I still support the second amendment, and believe every American should own a gun. But we have a problem with the wrong people getting them. It's sad. I would ask my supporter to temporarily turn their guns in for inspection and cataloging, so we know where they are at."

Trump went on to speak of the many sacrifices he has given in this campaign, and asked that his loyal followers please be patient and do the same in the name of stopping ISIS. When asked what would happen if an unregistered weapon is used, what would happen to those who used them. Trump responded "In those cases we would look at the events behind the use, and if a criminal action was done. We would prosecute the shooter, and they would be permanently banned from owning another weapon." When asked how the law would work is cases of self defense, Trump said "We will see when we get to that point." As expected, many proud second amendment supporters are speaking out against the move from the Trump campaign saying "We know we have to do everything to stop terrorism, but disarming Americans is the worst way to do so. We cannot support any candidate who wants to strip Americans of their gun rights."

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