Will fan base stick? Or Nod?
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If you know anything about coach Evans, you know it takes him a couple weeks to play a user game, ya know about the jank which is "joeva ball" & you also know about the "stick & nod" which evans runs frequently against his opponents.
Did you know however that the "cow bell" is being replaced? Once used as a tool for the crowd in Starksville to make noise excessively while opposing teams are on offense. This is no different from Thundersticks or car keys which are often used the same way.
So what is the replacement to the cow bell you ask, "Twigs" coach Evans replied "Touchdown twigs, fans a use these and nod there head with approval when we doing something right, so we can all stick and nod together"
Is the stick and nod that influential on coach Evans that he has changed the way his crowd watches a game?
"I'm nodding off during games because I expect more from the bulldogs" said a random inbred fan
"I'm sticking with Evans the twigs taste great" harped in another trailer park community member.
The bulldogs have allowed over 100+ pts in the past 2 user games. Maybe they should "stick" to watching more film and "nod" for approval when they understand how to break down a cover 4.
With Dan Mullens guys gone questions and rumors have began in Starksville.. Will they ever reach to the top of the mountain or will they stick to nodding out by week 7?
Only time will tell..
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