Donks, Rage Battle For First Place
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North Smithfield, R.I. After last weeks huge win over Italia, the Swamp Donkeys (5-0-0) will face another tough opponent, Rage (5-0-0) tonight at the RI Sports Center at 9:20. This will be the first matchup of the season for these two undefeated teams and it's shaping up to be one of the best games of the season. The Swamp Donkeys have not lost a game in over 4 months going back to last season, but they know that they cannot take Rage for granted. "Yeah, they have a good team over there, no question about it" said Donkeys Alternate Captain Ian Dinges. "We'll be ready though, we always are. The boys are ready to go."
There is some unfortunate news out of the Swamp Donkeys lover room, however. Rumors have it that Goaltender and Captain Jared Bebeau has sustained some sort of lower body injury during the teams morning skate. This has not yet been confirmed by team officials, and when Coach Rob Mainville was asked about the injury, he had no comments and said it was he first he's heard of an injury. This will be something to keep an eye on as we get closer to puck drop. Bebeau's absense would be a significant blow for the team as he has been one of the leagues best goalies so far. Either way, the game will go on, and it is one that you do not want to miss.
Tonight's Lineups:
A-Line:
E. Breault-Lapierre-Dinges
B-Line:
Taddeo-N. Jones-M. Jones
Floater: Hopkins
Defense:
Hanley-Lafond
J. Breault-Chris
Goal:
Bebeau (Q)
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