Teen gets suspended for "SLUMPING SHONDA'S SHIT"

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Jewel say " shonda was telling people that jewel got fucked in a red hummer by Jeff during lunch " jewel then became very upset and was looking for shonda in the bus loading zone . The next day jewel got a tip that shonda was located by the gym locker room entrances. Everyone was falling jewel ass she angrily searched for shonda , that ask "what's wrong jewel? " "Don't fight jewel" jewel remained silent . Jewel then finds shonda " Keisha shackleford said " I was talking to shonda and I seen jewel and I thought she was about to hit me and she moved me over and started beating shonda ass." Also in the video your hear someone saying " uh uh she fighting my bestfriend " but no one comes to help there "BESTFRIEND" . Jewel was taxing shonda as they fell to the floor shonda glasses took a seat on the floor right along with her pink fake coach purse . As jewel was being pulled off of shonda by Mr.paul (the principal at the time ) shonda tries to make a come back and fight jewel as she was being pulled away , other kids then began to pull shonda. They both got suspended . Shonda claim she got snuck but the people around you saw jewel coming , everybody got an excuse for why they got they ass beat huh ?

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