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Manager of Asda of Strabane co. Tyrone Michael Hendly has turned to Police to track down two teenagers who vandalised the shop late last night
Michael Hendly (Night manager) says:
"The two boys came in approximately at eleven o'clock last night on a shopping trolley. One boy wore a black bomber type jacket, blue denim tight jeans, had dark brown/black hair and he was at least 6ft, he was steering the trolley.
The other boy wore a grey hoody, dark blue jeans, had dark brown hair and he was sitting in the trolley. The boys entered casually acting as if they were genuine shoppers. As they got further down the shop the boy steering started to move the trolley faster. Then, both boys starting shouting "Anarchy" and "Strabane-archy" the boys then begun to socialise with the other customers and ask them where certain items were. When I was called by another staff member the boys had filled their trolley with different brands of margarine and butter and then went off to look for Durex condoms. I had then shouted to the boys "Hey, get out of here" the boys didn't listen so I threatened to phone police. The boy steering ran towards me screaming and had knocked over products and then knocked over a stacked cardboard shelf of dvds. Both boys then ran on out into the carpark and the boy steering disappeared while the other came back and apologised to me and members of staff".
Michael then says:
"I know both boys would not of done that reckless behaviour if they were sober, it was clear they were highly intoxicated celebrating Hallowe'en so I will not press charges against them but, I want both boys to be tracked so they can pay a £10 fine for damaging products and give me a sincere apology".
Michael has given over CCTV footage of last nights carnage
If anyone knows these people please contact the Strabane Police station.
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