The rise and fall of Jamie Johnathan Lamb
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Today, justice was served for a distraught family of 22 year old Louis MCBLAZIT a young man cut down in his prime by thugs.
Marske united and the inter village riot squad were on their travels recently at Redcar athletic which is a feared rivalry which expected clashes which did happen
Bottles and chair seats flew as the inter village riot squad approached the the ground via police escort
The game ended in a 2-0 win for Redcar athletic meaning Marske fans were angry and ready for anything
The inter village riot squad headed straight for the station where they found a Redcar athletic fan in full kit and scarf waiting on the platform
This man was Louis MCBLAZIT
Jamie Johnathan Lamb was identified on CCTV pulling a shiny object from his sock as he walks onto the platform with 3 other males with the faces covered
Mr Lamb then approached Mr MCBLAZIT and asked if he had a lighter for his cigarette
Mr MCBLAZIT replied yes I have a dank one in my pocket
And as he went to reach for it Mr Lamb attacked mr MCBLAZIT with a small stanly knife whilst screaming the word "YETI" for no aparrant reason he then ran with his firm the other way and down an ally out of sight
Mr MCBLAZIT was found by another man 7 minutes after the stabbing he was admitted to James Cook University hospital where he later died due to loss of blood
Mr Lamb was found guilty of Mr MCBLAZITs murder and given a Sentence of 28 years at HMP Durham with no chance of appeal
When asked what his motive was he replied "what else yah gunna do on a Saturday?" Once he was sentenced he was wrestled down by gaurds screaming "MITROS ON FIRE YOURE DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED" the rest of the inter village riot squad are still to be found and identified by police despite reports from local jurnos.
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