Girl looses jaw at party in hardwick
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Recently, Tara Sexton experienced her first exstacy pill. She received this off a well known drug dealer in the area, Jade Waller who has just not long ago turned 15 herself she exspresses to us how she shouldn't have ever sold Tara her first pill. "She was wired out her head," said Jade. " I never seen her jaw for the whole night either." She exsplained to us that tara had not mentioned loosing her jaw because of the state she was in. Jade admits that she is a regular MDMA user herself, but she cannot understand where Tara's jaw has gotten to as after her many months of using the drug she has never lost her jaw once. We turned to one of Tara's friends Jasmine Hodgson In hope of finding Tara's jaw. Jasmine remembered tara loosing her jaw at a boy named Shauns house in the hardwick area however as jasmine was to busy sniffing ketamine of Leigha barretts arsehole she can not remember the exact where abouts of Tara's jaw. Anyone at the hardwick Halloween party will be interviewed and questioned by Cleveland police as we have evidence that suggest Tara's jaw is now commetting robbery in the norton area of Stockton. If anyone knows any information about the whereabouts of this jaw , or knows anything at all please contact us. If you see this jaw I would advise you to stay as far away as you can and contact Cleveland police straight away. That's on 01642 555345 for our personal case number however you can call 017836946 incase of emergency.
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