Part 3

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In today's article I will be once again speaking about the group of thugs known as the inter village riot squad.
The full group includes such people
As Jamie Johnathan Lamb.
Cameron Abdul Jerome Guest.
Joseph the wicked MC ?icos.
Harry human brick smith.
And other various characters
Which we will look at more in depth over the coming days.
But today's story comes from a bit further than that time they scraped Brotten Athletics firm outside Saint marks church last season.
No this story comes from a
Much more gory scene.
So where do we begin?
May 2nd 2016
The last day of the season
Marske knew a win today would seal promotion to the next league but their opposition were non other than Guisbrough town.
Think of the most feared football rivalry you know, what comes to mind?
West Ham and Millwall?
Manchester United and Manchester City?
Oxford and Cambridge?
Well this one blows all the other out of the water.
These two sides hadn't faced each other in 10 years for good reason.
That reason being that the last time these two sides faced the game was cancelled mid day threw due to violent clashes between the inter city riot squad and guisbroughs firm the guisbrough street elite If you think Jamie Johnothan Lamb is notorious then meet the leader of the GSE Pete cumham
Also known as jack "crazy cunt " Ross.
The last time Jamie and Pete classed 4 people died due to flying debris from the huge street brawl.
Pete was still left shocked when his right hand man bover back stabbed him and told Jamie where the GSE would be and when they were out numbered.
The inter city riot squad showed no mercy and murdered bover in front of Pete.
Jamie and the IVRS ( Inter village riot squad) went quiet for some seasons because of reports that undercover jurnos were trying to gain entry to the most feared firms in the country such as the carlin how Ket Klub.
But now would Pete have his chance to get his own back on Jamie?
The game was in the dying moments still 0-0 before a free kick was awarded on free edge of the box. It was the final kick of the game the ball flew over the wall and into the top right corner!
Pure Drama and what most people would call scenes had just occurred at this point there was a pitch invasion by both sets of fans in which Jamie and Pete confronted in the centre circle
"FUCKING jurno" cried Jamie
"I'm gunna slit you open like an envelope you cunt" screamed Pete
"Im gunna open you up like a tin a beans" replied Jamie.
They ran towards each other and the brawl began.
Thwack
Bang
Fuck off
Twat
Egg in a bun
Shit a brick
Blood spewed everywhere
And with one hit
It turned to be fatal
For Jamie
Pete ran as far as he could knowing he had won but he was now a murderer
2 weeks later he checked him self into saint Luke's mental asylum
Where he later hung him self.
What Pete never knew is that Jamie could re generate and actually survived. So get mad?
Next time we will be looking at tge inner story of the other member states of the firm
If you've been effected by issues raised in the article
Please keep them to your self as I couldn't give a rats arse
Thank you

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