Basuki failed to deliver, The Australian Senate discussed the lack of infrastructure development progress in the Indonesian capital

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The Australian senate this morning discussed the lack of development progress in Jakarta, the capital of Indonesia. Although currently enjoying the growth of economy overall, what really stood out is the slowness of the growth in terms of the length of the road being built.
"We understand that the Governor is lacking the ability and was elected only due to his capability in making bitumen pancakes. However this does not hide the fact that the road growth in Jakarta only reach 1,2 annually, which contributes to traffic jam and local music performer" says I.C Bummsfield this morning in Canberra.
During the past government, especially in the first 20 years of its independence, Jakarta roads grows in a staggering 1,7 annually. The senate also did not recognize the excuse current governor use, citing that the lack of space is an issue.
"Basuki has stated the difficulty of obtaining spaces" Labour senate Roger R. Abitt says during recess, "We should also see the possibility of building up, under or flying cars. Nothing is excusable, this shows the lack of skills he (Basuki) has" says Roger further.
React365 office has contacted Basuki for comment but he has declined due to some reasonable reasons.

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