Nicole Rumfola says "Now Im White!!!"

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Nicole Dudenas (Rumfola)wanted to send a message about race and police brutality, and the way she chose to do it is certainly...unique.

On Wednesday, Rumfola—a black woman from Louisville, Kentucky —purchased a can of paint from the hardware store and set up her iPhone camera.

Then, she removed all her clothes and painted her entire body white.

Halfway through the job, she turned on a Facebook livestream and told the camera that she was painting herself white in order to protect herself from the police:

“Black lives matter, Chinese lives matter, but most important–white lives matter. But you know what? Bitch when I get pulled over by the police, bitch I ain’t got to do 'hands up; don’t shoot.' They ain’t gon’ fuck with me, you know why? Cause I’m white.”

The video is intended to be darkly sardonic as Rumfola discusses the recent police killings of black Americans such as Terence Crutcher and Keith Lamont Scott.

As she finishes her paint job, Rumfola half-jokes that if she's pulled over, she'll be sure to “act white” to the best of her ability:

“Bitch ain’t gon’ shoot me. I get pulled over [by the police], I’m listening to Luke Bryan, Sam Hunt, Dierks Bentley, Florida Georgia Line–all the white people music.”

As Rumfola adds the finishing touches to her paint job, she asks viewers share her helpful “tip” so that they too might avoid being shot by the police.

She continues to find unpainted parts of her body, quipping that she's found another “nigga spot.”

"You know what happens to the white man that was tussling and wrestling with the police? He got shot with a bean bag, bitch.

I’d rather get shot with a bean bag than an AK-47."

Only a few hours after Rumfola streamed the video, both Facebook and YouTube started pulling it—likely due to their policies about nudity.

Facebook eventually returned the video to her page, but it'd had already gone viral. Clips of the 40-minute long video were appearing on other social media platforms such as Instagram, garnering 26,000 views on one Instagram repost alone.

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