FLORIDA NOW HAS A NEW FACE OF HIP HOP
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North west Florida rapper Geniu$ is an incredible find for label scouts and industry executives. With his self written intelligently cunning and witty style of word play, infused with hard hitting poetic lyricsim. Genius can snatch the ear of the underground rap world at first listen. He also ties a ribbon around the total package with a heavy Southern accent and unique Florida lingo over modern 808 influenced sound-scapeing. Rumors are surfacing of management teams being assembled and A&R reps being fired because of the un-noticed fact that the 23 year old artist has had quite in internet presence for sometime now (4yrs) and yet, no one really knows who he is! Blog's are itching for an inside scoop and music streaming services want exclusives, including oline music streaming giant Apple, who has been reportedly romured to be the highest bidder for his 2 full length projects that have circulated through the country on a relatively small scale. But with a machine like Apple behind an extremly bright talent such as Geniu$ could be exactly what hip hop fans want to finally see. No one has gotten in contact with genius just yet but we will definitely be staying tuned into this rapidly developing story.
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