Florida Man Saves Thousands Of Pigeons Set To Be Euthanized
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A Florida man took things into his own hands when he heard 57,000 pigeons were to be euthanized by Florida Fish and Wildlife using a massive gas chamber. Joshua Johnson, is under investigation by the Environmental Protection Agency after releasing the 57,000 pigeons into the wild. The FWC and the EPA call it a reckless act that could very well cause an ecological disaster considering the pigeons were bred in captivity and are non-native to Florida.
Many activists groups have started a fundraiser for legal fees protecting Johnson from what they call a selfless act of courage. PETA has become highly involved and released a press statement Friday that "No animal deserves a death sentence for simply existing." When the EPA responded with the number of species that could potentially see extensive damage and possible extinction, PETA had no comment.
"It is a sad world when people only act in the now and disregard any consequences that could result due to their actions." Said Lt. Salisbury, head of the EPA district in which Johnson resides. The EPA is currently considering a bounty on pigeons to drastically reduce their numbers in response to the sudden dramatic increase in numbers.
Johnson remains out of custody until further investigation. However, residents of a nearby community are already suffering the effects of the release. Resident Jane Cumonmyface, age 22, exclaimed, "There's shit everywhere, we can't even look up at the sky without getting bird shit in our eyes."
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