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Carl Malcom baker. Has been missing for two days. He was last seen going into ford dealership, wearing a super dry jacket, super dry t-shirt and super dry trainers. He was spotted by his girlfriend Amy Mitchell, at barclays bank in town screaming and shouting before being kicked out.
Carl's nan Margaret is devastated, she says. 'Carl this is nan here, please come back home we are all worried for your safety. Luckily I have Mike at this sad time, as Mike is a lawyer'.
Carl's friends are worried that he will freeze as he only has bone holding him together. They are desperate to find his bones. If nothing else.
Ford have now spoken out, and there spokesman have said.
'Carl was my first sales here at ford. I'm disappointed that I sold a car to such a stupid uneducated fool. If I never sold him that car, carl may still be here with us now. I feel I am to blame for this unfortunate tradgey of Mr bakers disappearance. I thought he looked young about 12 when I met him, but after seeing his identity, I learnt he was a 21 year old man. But now I feel terrible'. The ford dealer did not want us to publish his name.
We have spoken to Amy Mitchell, who's Carl's current girlfriend. 'Carl stop fucking around and having all the attention on you. Here we go again attention seeking carl baker as always. London, Devon, benidorm, Wales. Always has to be about carl'.
And we spoke to sian and giorgia. Who are Carl's close friends. ' carl we know your attention seeking as per. Just stay where you are. You do our head in any way'.
If anyone sees carl baker please call 101 he may be injured due to his bones.

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