Second woman comes forward to reveal the truth in what the media are calling "Batesgate" .

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Mother of 17 Michelle (not her real name) has come forward to clear her own name in what is being called "Batesgate" by the media, this involves the ongoing saga of a local woman pretending it's her birthday when if fact it was months earlier in the year,the "woman" known locally as "Cathy" (real name) has been accused of excepting birthday wishes and presents which it's believed include chocolate's flowers , jewellery, a new car, a riverboat and a villa in Spain,
Michelle (STILL not her real name) who has employed the birthday fraudster as her personal chaffier for a number of years ,said she wishes to distance herself from this sorry charade, but not TO far as she needs to go to Tesco's in the morning, Michelle (LOOK, it's not her real name okey?)
said that one outing to the local shop's the Birthday fibber had the cheek to ask her to PUCH the car?this would not have been a problem had it been for the fact that Michelle (i'm warning ye) spends €1000's every year on false nails, hair, tan and loads of false things (a scores said) is FAR to ladylike for such common duties as pushing cars, the "to posh to push" lady is still trying to come to terms with with all the unwanted attention her former friend and fellow grannie has caused , this journalist tried to contact the offender but she was unavailable for comment, the photograph included was taken by paparazzi 10 years ago when they both shared a 50th birthday party together, it seams both ladies will need years of counselling to get back to the way they were before , it is believed both ladies will face each other in an upcoming episode of skanger favourite THE Jeremy Kyle Show, and I can't believe you read all this shite hahaa, I love me to grannies I do ,ove Kyran (not my real name ).

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