Trump & Clinton Withdraw from Presidential Campaign, Endorsing Jonathan Hoyle!

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Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton and Republican Presidential Candidate Donald J. Trump, in a surprise move today, held a joint press conference to announce their withdrawals from the Presidency, and have endorsed Independent candidate Jonathan W. Hoyle.

"We could see the writing on the wall," remarked Secretary Clinton, during the brief meeting with the press. "After seeing what Wikileaks revelations were about to infold, I knew that I would not be able to effectively run the country. However, I could not withdraw knowing that Donald Trump would become President. Jonathan Hoyle was the perfect compromise."

Shortly after Clinton made her remarks, Donald J. Trump addressed the crowd. "Look, folks, I saw from the Electoral Map that there was no way we were going to get there. But I just couldn't let Crooked Hillary become President. But Jonathan Hoyle is going to be fantastic, just fantastic!"

This decision was apparently reached when both campaigns met together on Halloween to secretly resolve the situation. During a two hour break when Hillary was deleting emails, and Donald Trump was watching porn, the two campaigns just went online and randomly chose a person out of the FaceBook directory.

"Jonathan Hoyle just came up on the screen," said Clinton Campaign Manager Robby Mook. "He was in his Superman costume. He seemed perfect." Kellyanne Conway, the Campaign Manager for Donald Trump followed that up with "... and quite handsome too."

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