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In today's addition to my daily series " The Inter Villige Riot Squad"
We will be looking into another member known as Harry "I'll cut yah" Smith.
Born and bred in Marske by the sea, Harry Smith was born into a footballing family and started attending games at his local club by age 4.
At age 16 he started attending the games with the inter village riot squad who have very littered history with football violence and disorderly conduct.
At age 17 Harry was arrested after smashing a glass over the head of an elderly away supporter. Harry claimed his motive was that he was wearing casual clothing. The man was wearing a reebok tracksuit and Slazenger trainers. Harry was chargered with disorderly conduct and given a 6 month banning order and was not aloud into Marske square on matchdays.
Just 4 weeks into his sentence he was detained afterward entering Sainsbury's'. Trying to buy some cookies. Harry is a vivid adidas collector owning such rare pairs as indoor gazelles and SPZLS. Harry is known For showing "no mercy" during a fight with another "yoof" or rival casual. A very famous story involving Harry is that he had it with the Solly B boys 40 handed and wiped them all clean. One day Harry arrived to the "top house" where the Inter village riot squad meet up before the game in his red fila tracksuit not knowing that Jamie Johnothan Lamb was wearing the exact same. Once noticing he said "away Jamie don't don't be a dick"
Jamie laughed and told him to "stand round there"
At this point Cameron( trigger) replied "I think you wanna get stuck up him" Harry clenched his fists and replied "no you're gay and you're shit at FIFA."
But all was forgotten and forgivin because Harry changed the subject as soon as possible.
Harrys cousin carl says good on him for making something of himself just like I did hear in Manchester.
You can find out More about Harry when I release football fight club 3 next year.
Sadly Harry no longer attends football games as he Ian either having his tea or can't be arsed.
Harry will appear in Middlesbrough Crown Court later this year to hear his sentence due to other football violence related crimes. But no matter what. Harry always stood his ground.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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