Largest head in Ireland

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Ever wonder who has the largest head in Ireland well wonder know more as RTE have gone around Ireland identifying people with this physical feature. The winner of this title was announced this morning.

Limerick student Brian Hurley (19) has received the title of having the largest head in Ireland. He was informed of the news by his brother Eoin Hurley whose occupation is a handyman in the University of Limerick.

Mr.Hurley said ''To be honest its not something I like to be known for and some of the slags I receive off the lads hurt like. When they say shit like your ears are in two different time zones, that you need planning permission for a head that size and calling me chernobyl head it gets to me but I know I have to stay focused on college and receive my business degree''.

When asked how he thinks it will affect his ability to pull on a night out, he responded saying ''I'm a business undergraduate student and I try to play huling and football so I hope the girls are not that shallow and can look past it and see what I have to offer''. A reporter then asked ''How would they be able to look past it with the size of it, it cover a huge surface area''. The comment had everybody in bits laughing.

We then got an exclusive from Mr.Hurley in regards the rumours involving Mr.Hurley and Rachel Alfred another Business student in his year and old friend from Irish college. He responded by saying '' That this is absolute bullshit and that they hardly know each other''. He left some hope for a future romance by saying ''But boy I would ate that''.

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