Syracuse man arrested for public lewdness and male prostitution

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On Sunday October 30, 2016 at approximately 11:00 p.m., Onondaga County Sheriff's Department deputies found Timothy A. Restani of Syracuse, NY unconscious and unresponsive in the "movie rooms" of Adult World, located on Erie Boulevard in Syracuse's East side. Store workers and several witnesses claim that Mr. Restani was observed earlier in the adult booths wearing a wig, walking in and out of the booths screaming obscenities, up to and including that he was "cruising for bros", and that since he "hasn't had pussy since pussy had him", he decided to "pick up some meat popsicles". Customers claim that the man had ran around the store at one point with his penis out, yelling "Bumblebee Tuna". Mr. Restani then proceeded to the back parking lot of the property, where he entered and edited several vehicles with middle aged men, before returning back into the adult movie booths. Mr. Restani was booked into the Public Safety building, and released on $1,000 bail $5,000 bond. He is expected to return to court in the town of DeWitt on November 16th.

The above photo depicts Mr. Restani at Adult World in Syracuse.

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