Sam ogden

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Likes to bang sheep on the streets of St.asaph he was rumbled last night in the big city by the under cover police Car and arrested with the sheep still attached to his penis!! police struggled to get them both into the back of the police car so they called for a riot van to bundle them both into the streets of St Asaph were full of dissapointed people while they watched in disbelief as Mr ogden and the sheep were driven off a spokesman from north Wales Police said he had never seen anything like it in all the years he was a police officer Mr ogden ended up in a&e glan clwyd hospital having to have the sheep removed as mr ogden didn't realise that sheep had teeth and the teeth of the sheep were stuck inside his penis after surgery Mr ogden had to have half his penis amputated as there was to much damage but ogden replied it's OK I will still bang sheep just less for them to eat next time sheep are my life it was just unfortunate I got caught last night I have banged sheep for many years and now it's time to come clean as I have been caught so to all who know me I am a sheep banger and I love the feeling sheep give me but next time I will have to do it inside my work van so I don't get caught so if u see my white work van wobbling as you go pass please don't desturb as I'll be having my way with the Welsh sheep I may even try the bah bah black sheep next time!!!

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