Liam Scott at it again
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Liam scott of the tanfield lea area in county durham.
*please take time too read this vital information specially the bottom*
After throwing babies of ceilings and filling underage girls full of crack and ket in ryton park, Liam is now under arrest by Northumbria police for stealing his mother's brand new vibrator, he added a scope on too it, took the pink fluffy decorations off and painted it black, yesterday at 10:47am he went too forth banks police station and threatened the receptionist too take him too the evidence room so he could clear his name by disposing the evidence however this did not work as our heroic hero PC steve hurteled towards him, Liam then coward in the corner and cried for his mam as the cuffs were being put onto him, so good news everyone your children are safe and there will be no more crack on our streets, after questioning Liam will be escorted too the freeman hospital too be treated for his aids, anyone who has had sexual contact with this man must phone the hospital as soon as possible, he will be at court on December the 4th and will also be questioned for 6 other offences including;
1. Throwing the baby of the ceiling
2. Possening of class A drugs
3. Giving young girls crack cocain
4. Indicent exposure
5. Attempted robery on blaydon sex store
6. This one can not be named as the victim is severely scarred by the incident
Anymore witnesses or any information about Liam please call 101
Thank you for your time.
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