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Peppa Pig, the famous children’s actress, has died at the age of 38, according to her publicist.
Peppa Pig, born “Peppa Pig” in February 1978, rose to fame in the early 2000’s playing the character “Peppa Pig” in the show “Peppa Pig”. The 5 minute episodes usually featured Peppa’s father in the show “Daddy Pig” fucking up majorly and putting his family at risk. The show was an instant hit with adults and children alike. It didn’t matter that Peppa was playing a 6 year old despite being in her late 20’s, people just loved her “fuck it” attitude and radical feminist undertones.
The show was rocked by scandal in 2008 however when actor George Pig, who played Peppa’s younger brother in the show “George Pig” was found guilty of murdering a prostitute in a Las Vegas hotel. Mr Pig, aged 46 from London England was sentenced to 30 years in prison, and the part of George Pig was recast. The part was given to Miguel Sanchez, a 62 year old veteran actor from Puerto Rico, but after recording only 6 episodes, he too murdered a prostitute and the show was axed.
Over the following years Peppa made appearances on several reality shows including Dancing With The Stars and Celebrity Rehab, but never again achieved the levels of success that she enjoyed with the Peppa Pig series.
Our thoughts at are with Peppa’s friends and family at this time.
- Pearce Daly
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