Local teen going to jail for a long time!
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Tegan Robertson, 15 was sentenced to 15 years in prison last week. It started on the Wednesday morning when she woke up at 7:45 there wasn't enough time for her to get the bus so she ran out onto the road naked with only combat boots on and waited for a car to stop when one finally did she got in and screamed at the driver until they were going at 70mph This put both her and the driver's life in danger. When they finally arrived at school the driver had a stroke and sadly passed away. At school Tegan was still naked while she made her way to French. The people she passed by screamed in horror as they saw the turd that was falling out of her butthole. When she got to French everyone started laughing so she made everyone of them sniff the turd, the police are classing this action as torture but what she did next was WORSE!
The teacher took her outside so Tegan chopped of one of her own fingers and shoved it up the teachers nose. The finger is still trying to be located and Tegan is refusenik to where any of the clothes provided by the popo!
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