Taylor Bowe robs bank and escapes via ped

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Taylor Bowe, 13, from Houghton le Spring,DH4, was involved in bank robbery, the verdict denies the situation and is positive there is no evidence but the police have traced the ped (that he escaped on) on eBay being sold for £200. It is clear it is Mr Bowes as it traces to his address and was described as 'Needs gone minimum offer £200'.

29th April 2016, a bank had been robbed with a boy, armed with a machete, had stole £400 from the bank, the workers describe it as frightening and unbelievable, the workers were unable to press the button that calls for the police due to Bowes intimidating behaviour and body language forcing them to drop to the ground and be afraid for lives. The police arrived after Bowe escaped by his ped (currently being sold on eBay). Bowes parents have been informed and this is what they had to say 'Little cunt, ruining the family name, we accept a lot of things and are very lenient with him but this crossed the line, lock him away and throw the fucking key away' his parents are very concerned as all Taylor does on the weekend is sit down the river drinking a 3 litre of frosty jacks whilst under the influence of marijuana, when asked about the situation the verdict said ' it wasn't me, I don't even own a ped. I did and sold it to get money for the seshions on the weekend' when we asked him about why he drinks and smokes marijuana he followed his speech by saying 'I love it, and it loves me' the police are in contact and Bowe is due in court on the 3rd February 2017.

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