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CNIT HOLLYHILL PETTY CASH PROBE.

There has been whispers doing the rounds since last May regarding the massive "petty cash" fund supposedly hidden by an ex-student in the general area of the student campus near Hollyhill. Staff of the facility have been unable to get their expenses payed in lieu of their monthly meeting at Hayfield Manor since last May and are now refusing to foot the bill themselves since last June. "We can't be expected to carry the cost of the meals, drinks and B+B indefinitely" said A9£*09y Wat!9§ wanting to remain anonymous. He also explained the necessity for the staff to "unwind and chill" after a tough month dealing with the outrageous requests of the students. "One of keeps demanding a coffee machine in class and another female student keeps asking for more girls as she is drowning in testosterone, and not the good kind."
Another tutor refused to comment on the record, muttering something about a shower of shites needing a good kicking and being fed up of digging in the yard to locate the fabled petty cash box.
One tutor was willing to speak to us at length about any thing once we assured him that we printed on both sides of our Web page...we don't.Unfortunately he was not invited to the monthly "brainstorming" and could not help us move our investigation forward.
So what did we find in our investigation? A yard that needs resurfacing, a jewelry shop with stock of dubious origins posing as a tuck shop and a confused myth about a golden box if unquantifiable riches gone astray. The path forward is blocked and we are looking for the publics help to uncovered the truth about this outrageous, disgrace, confusing waste of public funds. Please contact us, animity assured on our Web page.

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