Brandon Scott-lee gets molested by metro taxi driver.
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After a long day of walking and smoking roll-ups the young boy was knackered. As he was at his friends house in Tonge moor he could 'not be arsed' walking up Breightmet in the cold , he decided to order a taxi. The frightened teen explained "At first he was really nice , then i rolled a dolie and he asked if he could lick the skin for me so i though why not he seems like a nice guy. but then he pulled up in a back street and unzipped the zipper on his voy jeans and unleashed the giant saussage of doom onto me. i tried to resist but his cheesy smile was just so tempting and intimidating" He said this happened at about 5:25pm . The taxi driver left this boy terrified and traumatized , after punishing him with his long and yellow crusty toenails. Brandon will not be taking this case any further as he recently discovered that he has a fetish for gay taxi drivers.
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