DERBY MAN NICKS COP WOMANS HAT IN CITY BAR

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LOCAL DERBY REGULAR NIGHT OWL PATRICK ANNABLE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA RELIEVING A FEMALE COP WOMAN OF HER HAT IN A BUSY CITY CENTRE BAR LAST SATURDAY EVENING. PART TIME BOBBY JOAN JOHNSON OF NO FIXED ABODE SPOKE OF HER SHOCK WHEN MR ANNABLE CREPT UP BEHIND HER WHILST SHE WAS TRYING TO APPREHEND A DRUNKEN LOUT IN THE METRO BAR AND STOLE HER HAT. " BLOODY FRIT THE LIFE OUT OF ME ! THOUGHT I WAS BEING ACCOSTED UNTIL I REALIZED WHO IT WAS ! " SAID JOAN ,, EARLIER THIS WEEK . CURRENTLY RESIDING IN HER PRIVATE VILLA IN ALICANTE ." I,M NOT ONE TO BE SHY OR OWT , BUT HE,S LIKE AN OCTOPUS WHEN HE GETS GOING, CAN,T KEEP OFF THE GIRLS YOU KNOW, SLIMMIER THAN AN EEL IN A VAT O GREASE " . MR ANNABLE , RECENTLY RELEASED FROM PASTURES SAID " I WAS ONLY HAVING A LAUGH , COULDN,T RESIST IT !! , I,M A RIGHT ONE FOR HATS AND STUFF, PULLING PRANKS IS MY MIDDLE NAME, BUT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS , THEY TAKE ME TOO SERIOUS !!! ". NOW BACK IN PASTURES REHABILITATION CENTRE, PATRICK AGE 52 IS CURRENTLY CONFINED TO SOLITARY PENDING A FURTHER REPORT.

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