Hillary Clinton passes out during campaign rally held in Greenville, N.C.!
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During a scheduled campaign rally in the Greenville, North Carolina area, Hillary Clinton began shaking uncontrollably and then fell to the stage floor, only minutes after arriving at the North Carolina venue. A reporter for the Daily Deflector says witnesses reported that they ran to Hillary's aid, only to find her with her head spinning as she spit green pea soup all over everyone including the Secret Service agents. Hillary then levitated to up to six feet into the air and started yelling vulgarities at everyone present at the rally. One eyewitness told the Daily Deflector," It was like something out of a horror movie, I mean, I didn't know whether to run, or to just stand there waiving my Hillary 2016 sign!" Another eyewitness said," You know, she really has been working really hard and maybe she just needs some rest; I don't know why she's yelling at everyone, she's got my vote!" Some eyewitnesses said that they even saw fire balls shooting out of Hillary Clinton's eyes, but this has not yet been confirmed by the Daily Deflector.
Hillary Clinton's next rally is scheduled for Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazetta reports record sales of umbrellas and face deflectors by rally goers there. Wal-Mart reported nearly two dozen were purchased in the past day alone. It seems the Hillary Camp is at full steam and nothing will slow it down!
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