Sorry Ladies....Javier Baez is G...!
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In the wake of the Chicago Cubs defeating the Cleveland Indians in an upset to clinch the 2016 World Series title social media has erupted with what ONLY can be described as "Baez Fever". Women across the nation are getting hot under the collar for the 24 year old Chicago second basemen and for good reason. He's young, handsome and rich. But alas, the question arises "Why is such an eligible bachelor without a lady by his side?"
Well, inside sources won't disclose who Baez is involved with but we were told "the ladies aren't going to like the news when they find out he's GETTING MARRIED". Our sources say Baez had no intentions on going public with his relationship but with the World Series over and all eyes on Baez and the rest of the Chicago Cubs we don't see how anyone in his position could keep a secret like this for long.
The Chicago Cubs may have won the championship but it looks like the ladies may have to wait until next year.
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