Manchester man wanted for arson attack.
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A Manchester man is being hunted by police after he gate crashed a Rap gig and set the venue on fire, the man known to his friend's as 'Sketch Mack' who is also a rapper stormed into the gig, jumped onto the stage where he grabbed a microphone and proceeded to rap, it's reported that the lyrics he rapped were so good that they set everything on fire within minutes, one eye witness told us "one minute i was skanking the next minute I hear the best lyrics i've ever heard in my life then booom a huge fire which seemed to get bigger the more he spat" thankfully everyone in the venue was unharmed and managed to escape the blaze which destroyed the venue in Manchester in September, Police urge the public not to approach this man as he is highly skilled and could rap at you without warning causing major burns, if you do see this man please contact the police.
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