Man steals alcahol for his fix and blames his brother
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Jhonny riley is wanted in connection with stealing alcahol from tescos in middleton he had told hes brother steven riley to keep a look out coz he owes people money but what he had pland woz to rob aload of cider strongbow he ad enterd the store wiv his brother steven and wiv puma sports bag as he began to fill it up wiv beer his nose woz spotted on cctv and when he woz caught he got lose and run away towards middleton bus station wiv a day saver in his hand he woz wearing a pair of white but dirty reebok classic a leather pair a witness said a muzuno jumper and shorts cut out of a pair of kppa pants when police got hs brother steven he did not no nothin bout it and woz in to mutch shock to speak he is on bail jhonny also known on the streets as jr is also wanted in connection wiv a beer snatch in gloderk he woz seen speedin off in a green nova wiv no head rests at speeds if any 1 sees him call crime stoppers
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