Arizona Grandmother Found Devoured by Three Grandchildren
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Nov 4th, 2016--
Gretilda Merilda (71), was found dead inside her Tuscon, Arizona apartment early Friday morning after neighbors called in a noise complaint to the police due to screams and crying babies. When police arrived an hour after the call, they found Merilda mutilated and her three grandchildren (2, 6, and 7) covered in her blood while eating her corpse. The oldest of the three grandchildren admitted to killing her by stabbing her whilst they were watching Winnie the Pooh. "I saw [Pooh] eating honey and it made me want to eat grandma." He also gave a hand to the youngest while he was in the crib. Merilda's feet were found in the microwave.
The parents, Mike Dully (38) and Sally Dully (18) were out of town at a friend's funeral and had asked Merilda to babysit. The parents are suing Disney for Winnie the Pooh promoting violence and cannibalism saying, "It's not our jobs as parents to actually watch our children, but to the television stations to know children watch television and should be held entirely responsible."
The case was immediately dismissed and the Dully's were fined $6,000,000 for bothering Disney. The children will also be publicly executed by hanging on November 18th. Tickets sell for $15 on Amazon.
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