W.C. "Wayne" Henderson Announces Solid Body Guitar Plant in Rugby, VA for 2017
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November 4, 2016 Rugby, VA:
Award winning luthier W.C. "Wayne" Henderson has ended his 50 + year relationship building some of the world's most sought after acoustic guitars in order to start a solid body guitar manufacturing plant in Rugby, VA.
Henderson said recently, "I have always been a avid heavy metal music fan, and feel now that it is the time in my life to make my contributions to the players of the world of this wonderful musical art, and how best can I do it, but by building some of the best solid body guitars that a player could ever want. I will be using all my exotic woods to make some of the most desirable solid body guitars of all time. After building acoustics for the past 50 plus years, and with around 700 in the world it is time for me to make this change. I have some great players with my guitars in their hands such as, Vince Gill, Allen St. John, Steve Kilby, Mac Wiggins, Jim Lloyd, Eric Clapton, and nameless others. I will end the acoustic process at the end of this year and begin taking orders for the new solid bodies starting in December."
The new factory will be build among the Christmas trees in Rugby Valley and is expected to employ a few thousand. There is an expected immediate housing shortage and old camper trailers and retired school buses are going at premium rates.
Henderson's daughter Elizabeth Jayne is expected to handle the CEO duties while Wayne can focus on building quality solid body guitars. The guitars are expected to be priced in the range of Fender Squires and best selling writer Allen St. John is expected to receive serial 1 of the new Henderson Mongoose model solid body for making Henderson famous in his book, Clapton's guitar.
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