Local Chester-le-street man found guilty of willy watching

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Local man Robert Thornton 25 from Chester-le-street, county Durham, was earlier found guilty of willy watching. Thornton was caught on CCTV using his camera phone to sneak sly videos of young men in Utopia toilets in march 2016. Thornton's sick addiction all started back in the hermitage comprehensive school where he used hide in the cubicals and hold his phone above the wall seperating the two cubicals pointing it towards the young mens genitals, he was later caught by one of his peers who dubbed him 'The willy watcher'

Later in his school career Thornton bagged himself a girlfriend (who wishes to remain anonymous) who he lured down the fell in Chester-le-street where he inserted his trigger finger into her bum hole. The girl was mortified so she ran back to the school and told everyone what happened. Thornton then gained the new nick name 'Anal Man'

Members of the Chester-le-street community are advised to stay clear of the willy watcher

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